After a difficult start, the pounds are at last falling away. Now that I’ve shaved a couple off with a strict diet regimen, I’m feeling fitter and friskier and ready to run.
Around the bookstore, there are a couple of different routines I follow.
First, I jump into the window and knock the decorations down, making sure to leave destruction in my wake.
Then I run around, biting feet and hiding in shelves.
I jump at strings, throw in a couple of toe-touches, and clamber on top of the office printer to crush any important papers that might be resting on top.
After all that, it’s important to hydrate and reward oneself with a nap on a favorite book, preferably crushing the pages for ultimate cushioning. It’s good to be a slimmer, trimmer cat.