Raven’s Weight Loss Update

Nothing is more frustrating than a diet. No matter how many times – or how loudly – I ask for food, my owners insist that I can only eat a small cup of diet kibble, twice a day.

The nonsense has continued for a couple of weeks. I should take matters into my own paws and open the food cabinet myself. I’ve tried. They always stop me.

I haven’t lost any weight yet. People have made lots of suggestions: get some lasers or new toys to help me run, take me for walks. I’d rather sit on the sidewalk and watch the birds – or the fat snowflakes that floated down this morning.

After all, the holidays are coming up! Maybe someone will sneak me a treat in the Christmas spirit.

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